Not Treasure Hunter

Coming out next month, the achievements for Dragon Age 2 have been leaked - check out what you'll be playing before it gets released!

Nintendo Announces Launch Dates for Nintendo Super Mario Galaxy 2, Metroid: Other M, and other games throughout June of 2010.

The DS has gone completely insane this week. Following a week of "games for girls", we have a week of inexplicable titles like "Johnny Bravo: Date-O-Rama!" and "Imagine: Boutique Owner". I don't know who either of these titles is catering to - I can "imagine" a better calling than retail monkey at this point in my life (thank God), and Johnny Bravo is what, a dating sim? Not to mention that there are THREE titles featuring a character called Crazy Chicken, and one game which... trains... you... to... walk. LOL. WUT.

If you have yet to hear the news about what all the gentlemen are playing, then you, good sir, are nothing more than a poppycock. But fear not! All you need to know about this well-dressed adventure is disclosed below. It begins with you playing the part of Henry Hatsworth, the finest treasure hunter in all the land. Sure, you aren’t as young and dashing as you once were, but that’s nothing a few silver hearts can’t solve. So let us begin our journey by slicing, dicing, and solving our way to recover the golden suit!