|Meet Foink – a level 10 Double Wookie
Are you, or have you ever been, an Everquest addict? How about Dark Ages of Camelot, Anarchy Online, or any other MMORPG?
Oh, come on now. You can admit it. I mean, I've never been.* Of COURSE I've never been. That's just nonsense. I have too many important things to do to get addicted to MMORPG's.**
You sit there for hours, fastidiously clicking your mouse and running your spell macros, all the while typing things like “TRAIN TO ZONE” or “WTB: SoY pre-NERF 25k obo” – all the while, hoping beyond hope that the past 22 hours of camping and hard work will pay off with a much-coveted *DING* and a boost to your level, skills, stats and overall, your status.
There’s just one problem – it’s SO VERY tiring.
Here’s the solution : ProgressQuest
ProgressQuest is the first MMORPG which eliminates the hooks of social interaction and the incessant clicking and very simply gets down to business – hardcore experience gaining and PHAT LEWT – all without a single click of the mouse. It’s everything Everquest, Dark Ages of Camelot, Ultima Online or any other MMORPG is, without the bovine fecal matter.
You quest. You follow a plot line. You slay HORDES of useless and nonsensical beings in the name of furthering yourself in the game. You get gold. You get equipment with REALLY rockin’ names. And it’s all online.
| Making a character has never been
easier – because nothing matters!
Simply create your character by choosing a name, a race and a class, then roll your stats (My character, Foink, is a Double-Wookie Tickle-Mimic – a HEARTY class / race combination, for sure). Once you are happy, click “Sold!” and voila – you are now a player character in the massive online world of ProgressQuest. At any time, you can check your status in the game amongst the over 50,000 players (depending on the Realm you choose) by going to http://www.progressquest.com/realms.php and choosing your realm, then filling in your character’s name (If you’d like to check up on Foink’s progress through his adventures, feel free
You can play ProgressQuest from anywhere – work, school, at home, at the bank, on a bicycle (provided you have the handlebar holder for your cellular-modem-equipped laptop – and if you don’t, what the hell is wrong with you, you luddite?). You need no 3D card and the system requirements are super low. Why, I’m on the beach in San Diego right now, enjoying the HEAT***, and I’m playing it!
Don’t delay! Get ProgressQuest today
* - this is a lie
** - this is also a lie
*** - May be a lie. May also be true. You'll never know, cause I'll never tell.
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